Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
I'll help you get up, baby
I've been missing out
Use this fucking slut
Solid presentation prep, boss
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!