Who said first dates should be tensed?
Who said first dates should be tensed?
I'm housework and you'll do me
You had to look for wood, didn't you?
Rounded to perfection
Body warmth is cure for cold
The toes are the tip
Do i catch your eye?
Wilderness is fucking in tents
In private i'll dance on your pole
If it's buff stick it in
Prepare me for college, daddy
Let's hang, fuck and whatnot
You're brand new, let's rip your seal
Give me a better quote
Fill me, nurses are made for creampies